Parents?
im-the-only-hero-you-need:seen your “Grand Canyon” yet?
-Smiles from Ivan’s excitement, his heart fluttering from the word ‘family’. He knows that Ivan really means all he’s saying and he wants to laugh a bit from how surreal this all is- You’ve never been to the GC? Woah. I guess that’ll be one of our first trips then. When the kid can walk and all.
Oh yes! -squeezes him lightly- We will take road trip like in your movies, da? See…biggest ball of twine and other such things. And we can tour my lands, as well. Have you ever been out to the steppes? They are beautiful. They are much like your Great Plains.
A road trip sounds amazing! It can be a long one too. See all the cool things. Not sayin’ that everything in America isn’t cool but you know what I mean. Like the Mall of America. That place is amazing! You can find anythin’ and everythin’ in it! -he pauses and thinks for a moments time- No I can’t say that I have. I guess I’ll add that to our list.
I would love for you to show me everything. To show us everything. To see the world again as a father…it will be much different, I think. Even things in my own lands will be different when showing them to this little life that we have created.
It’ll be one hell of an experience. Gettin’ paranoid over all the little stuff since we’re worried about the kid. But it’s also gonna be great. And sweet. We’ll be there for their first tooth and word. That’s somethin’ I’ve always wanted, yanno?
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
im-the-only-hero-you-need:seen your “Grand Canyon” yet?
-Smiles from Ivan’s excitement, his heart fluttering from the word ‘family’. He knows that Ivan really means all he’s saying and he wants to laugh a bit from how surreal this all is- You’ve never been to the GC? Woah. I guess that’ll be one of our first trips then. When the kid can walk and all.
Oh yes! -squeezes him lightly- We will take road trip like in your movies, da? See…biggest ball of twine and other such things. And we can tour my lands, as well. Have you ever been out to the steppes? They are beautiful. They are much like your Great Plains.
A road trip sounds amazing! It can be a long one too. See all the cool things. Not sayin’ that everything in America isn’t cool but you know what I mean. Like the Mall of America. That place is amazing! You can find anythin’ and everythin’ in it! -he pauses and thinks for a moments time- No I can’t say that I have. I guess I’ll add that to our list.
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
-laughs along with him- Figured you would. S’no big deal though, I always thought you knew about its powers. -rubs his back softly as they snuggle- S’good worry. I mean naturally I want ‘em in my country and same goes for you..
-nods solemnly- And it is not as if we can shuffle them back and forth between your house and mine. Would not be good for little one. Children need stability and consistency. Perhaps…you have many places such as “Little Italy” and “China town” in your home…perhaps there is place where Russian people gather and live in large numbers?
(Hint: Brighton Beach in Brooklyn)-thinks about it for a few moments- There’s this place…S’called Brighton Beach. A lot of people are Russian there. Its a pretty nice place. -bites his lip- I think that’d be a decent place to raise a babe…And we could always take a lotta trips around the US when they get older an’ stuff.
-nods, hugging him tighter- Ah, da. This would be very good, I think. Good compromise instead of many fights. But we were always better at resolving things before they broke out into actual fights, were we not? -teases- We could take them on trips around the entire world, Lapushka. See everything we’ve seen before through the brand new eyes of a child.
Perfect. Future crises solved in two minutes.We’re pretty good at this stuff, huh? -pulls away and grins, kissing him quickly- Ah, you’re right on that one. Let’s keep the fightin’ to a minimum, this is way more easy. -his eyes hold excitement- And they’ll love it! It’ll be so awesome!
Oh, there are so many things I want to show them! -grins, not his characteristic innocent smile but a full-on grin- So many places we can go together as a family and so many places that I have never seen before myself. Did you know I have not seen your “Grand Canyon” yet?
-Smiles from Ivan’s excitement, his heart fluttering from the word ‘family’. He knows that Ivan really means all he’s saying and he wants to laugh a bit from how surreal this all is- You’ve never been to the GC? Woah. I guess that’ll be one of our first trips then. When the kid can walk and all.
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
-laughs along with him- Figured you would. S’no big deal though, I always thought you knew about its powers. -rubs his back softly as they snuggle- S’good worry. I mean naturally I want ‘em in my country and same goes for you..
-nods solemnly- And it is not as if we can shuffle them back and forth between your house and mine. Would not be good for little one. Children need stability and consistency. Perhaps…you have many places such as “Little Italy” and “China town” in your home…perhaps there is place where Russian people gather and live in large numbers?
(Hint: Brighton Beach in Brooklyn)-thinks about it for a few moments- There’s this place…S’called Brighton Beach. A lot of people are Russian there. Its a pretty nice place. -bites his lip- I think that’d be a decent place to raise a babe…And we could always take a lotta trips around the US when they get older an’ stuff.
-nods, hugging him tighter- Ah, da. This would be very good, I think. Good compromise instead of many fights. But we were always better at resolving things before they broke out into actual fights, were we not? -teases- We could take them on trips around the entire world, Lapushka. See everything we’ve seen before through the brand new eyes of a child.
Perfect. Future crises solved in two minutes.We’re pretty good at this stuff, huh? -pulls away and grins, kissing him quickly- Ah, you’re right on that one. Let’s keep the fightin’ to a minimum, this is way more easy. -his eyes hold excitement- And they’ll love it! It’ll be so awesome!
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
-laughs along with him- Figured you would. S’no big deal though, I always thought you knew about its powers. -rubs his back softly as they snuggle- S’good worry. I mean naturally I want ‘em in my country and same goes for you..
-nods solemnly- And it is not as if we can shuffle them back and forth between your house and mine. Would not be good for little one. Children need stability and consistency. Perhaps…you have many places such as “Little Italy” and “China town” in your home…perhaps there is place where Russian people gather and live in large numbers?
(Hint: Brighton Beach in Brooklyn)
-thinks about it for a few moments- There’s this place…S’called Brighton Beach. A lot of people are Russian there. Its a pretty nice place. -bites his lip- I think that’d be a decent place to raise a babe…And we could always take a lotta trips around the US when they get older an’ stuff.
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
-snuggles his head further into the comforting shoulder- An’ in English you speak with that accent. I think its pretty cute. -smiles to himself- Love ya’ too, Vanya. Love ya’ too. -melts into the embrace, relaxing completely-
Oh, you find my accent cute? I have heard that your people find accents very sexy~ -teases, kissing the side of his head- Do you think child will have accent? -thinks for a moment- I suppose it depends on where we raise baby.
S’cute now cause I refuse to get a boner in the middle of our cuddles. S’only sexy during our sexy times. -he says this with sureness in his voice before thinking about the child- You’re right on that one. It all matters what we teach ‘em first and where they grow up..
-laughs, nuzzling his nose into Alik’s hair- I will use this information later, you do know? -sighs happily and rests his cheek on his lover’s head- I fear that this may be something we fight about. Where to raise our child.
-laughs along with him- Figured you would. S’no big deal though, I always thought you knew about its powers. -rubs his back softly as they snuggle- S’good worry. I mean naturally I want ‘em in my country and same goes for you..
(Source: bet-on-black)
First World Problems: Matt Smith edition
Parents?
-snuggles his head further into the comforting shoulder- An’ in English you speak with that accent. I think its pretty cute. -smiles to himself- Love ya’ too, Vanya. Love ya’ too. -melts into the embrace, relaxing completely-
Oh, you find my accent cute? I have heard that your people find accents very sexy~ -teases, kissing the side of his head- Do you think child will have accent? -thinks for a moment- I suppose it depends on where we raise baby.
S’cute now cause I refuse to get a boner in the middle of our cuddles. S’only sexy during our sexy times. -he says this with sureness in his voice before thinking about the child- You’re right on that one. It all matters what we teach ‘em first and where they grow up..
(Source: bet-on-black)
Uh, shucks. You didn’t have to get me anythin’…
But since you did I totally wanna open the box first.
Parents?
-smiles and kisses him back before resting his head on Ivan’s shoulder, humming softly- You’ve always had a way with words, huh? -presses a kiss to his neck- You, me, and this kid. We’re gonna have a life together. I couldn’t think of anythin’ more important.
Is nothing more I would like, lapushka. -kisses the top of his head- And I do not know if I have this ‘way’, but I wish you could speak my language. Then I could tell you truly how I feel. Your language I am not as good with.
You’ve sure got it, you just don’ realize it most the time. -hugs him softly- Well I know the basics but that isn’t really gonna help. -chuckles to himself sheepishly- But I think you make your point across pretty clearly, babe.
-smiles and kisses the top of his head again, burying his nose in Alik’s hair and hugging him close- Is all that really matters, da? It doesn’t matter how good my English is as long as you understand that ya tebya liubliu
-snuggles his head further into the comforting shoulder- An’ in English you speak with that accent. I think its pretty cute. -smiles to himself- Love ya’ too, Vanya. Love ya’ too. -melts into the embrace, relaxing completely-
(Source: bet-on-black)
Huh? You ain’t baby again are you?
-turns quickly, seeing the box and eyeing it warily-
Whats that?
Parents?
-smiles and kisses him back before resting his head on Ivan’s shoulder, humming softly- You’ve always had a way with words, huh? -presses a kiss to his neck- You, me, and this kid. We’re gonna have a life together. I couldn’t think of anythin’ more important.
Is nothing more I would like, lapushka. -kisses the top of his head- And I do not know if I have this ‘way’, but I wish you could speak my language. Then I could tell you truly how I feel. Your language I am not as good with.
You’ve sure got it, you just don’ realize it most the time. -hugs him softly- Well I know the basics but that isn’t really gonna help. -chuckles to himself sheepishly- But I think you make your point across pretty clearly, babe.
(Source: bet-on-black)
Parents?
-Beams from the compliments, a genuine smile reaching his lips by the end- I’d give up my comics for you, if that means much. -laughs sheepishly but is truthful-
Your comics? Oh, I must be important to you, then~ -teases, kissing his nose- I tease, darling. I know how important those things are to you and I appreciate your words. You are more important to me than vodka.Very important, actually. -hums from the kiss, leaning into him; his face lighting up from the vodka promise- I’m ahead of your vodka? Shucks, I’m hella flattered, Big Guy.
You are more important to me than anything. -nuzzles him- You are more important than the earth or the sun or even the air I breathe. -kisses him again- You and the baby are the most important things in my life.
-smiles and kisses him back before resting his head on Ivan’s shoulder, humming softly- You’ve always had a way with words, huh? -presses a kiss to his neck- You, me, and this kid. We’re gonna have a life together. I couldn’t think of anythin’ more important.
(Source: bet-on-black)
it’s getting hot in here
so take off all your clothes
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.
I will never not reblog this
THAT WAS COOL
ALWAYS REBLOG
the guy on the left is my favourite
HOLY CRAP.
Haha, have you guys just found this?
I know all the words :3
the end of it makes me sad
how they repeat what they said at the beginning
(Source: youtube.com)